"You cannot always have happiness, but you can always give happiness." -Anonymous

Twenty something living in the Big Apple. Future teacher. Still trying to figure out exactly who I want to be.

 

brainstatic:

Jumanji taught us that the scariest thing in the African jungle is the white guy with a gun.

nova-r:

i need a new bra, looks like it’s time to take out a fucking loan

twistedviper:

missmeaganlouise:

You know all those wonderful Conservative parents who proceed to abandon, kick out, or cut off their children for any reason (including, but not limited to a child’s sexuality)?
Well here we go:

“But if anyone does not provide for his own, and especially for those of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
1 Timothy 5:8 (NKJV)

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grade-a-memo:

angryblackman:

2damnfeisty:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theafrocentrics:

classicassi:

out0ftheblue:

thepoeticlovechild:

im-lil-g:

what is shoot up schools?

What Is “Pay For Nudes”?

What is “ride bikes in the rain”

What is “fuck their pets”

What is “dance offbeat”?

what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads

what is not season their food?

What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”

What is ants on a log

grade-a-memo:

angryblackman:

2damnfeisty:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theafrocentrics:

classicassi:

out0ftheblue:

thepoeticlovechild:

im-lil-g:

what is shoot up schools?

What Is “Pay For Nudes”?

What is “ride bikes in the rain”

What is “fuck their pets”

What is “dance offbeat”?

what is not combing or washing your hair for 7 years and calling it dreads

what is not season their food?

What is “going exploring in the woods at 2am in the morning”

What is ants on a log

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

phoenix-fires:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

im laughing so hard

rnalevolent:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened

(Source: abilifys)

cradily:

why are people who only speak english so arrogant towards other languages as if the word colonel is something to be proud of

wolfhoundboy:

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

Also the original video calls- MSN had video minus sound so calling friend on yer mobile and having webcam open on MSN. Ah memories.

sageofmagic:

memegrandpa:

helbows:

Introducing the Social Intelligence Test! From what I can tell, it’s sponsored by Harvard and it’s rather interesting. The basis is you look at pictures of people going through different emotions and decide what emotion they’re feeling. The trick is, you can only see their eyes.

How well can you read people? I never thought I was good at it, but I scored rather high on this test. It was a very interesting experience! I highly recommend taking this!

13 out of 36…

28 out of 36

Get to know me meme - [3/10] favorite movies: The Notebook (2004).

“My Dearest Allie. I couldn’t sleep last night because I know that it’s over between us. I’m not bitter anymore, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I’ll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that’s what you’ve given me. That’s what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I’ll be seeing you. Noah”

hopeful-romantic123:

lvrnemalvo:

monobeartheater:

arcticmowsy:

aerostarmonk:

The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.

oh my god

i just do not understand this post what even

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Ohhhhh

‘And he says: ‘Yeah, man. The O.C.! I used to watch this shit in the joint.’ [x]

(Source: sundaystorms)